Stop eating turkey/tofurkey for a hot second and read these lineups Speedy Ortiz posted to their Facebook page for their holiday residency at Great Scott, because they are crazier than your drunk uncle on this here Thanksgiving holiday. Who are the secret surprise guests? Time will tell and by time, we mean the night of. We can still spread rumors like Kris Kuss’ solo project,  Aerosmith, or Aaron from Krill playing solo banjo. Those are my dream surprise guests.

12/5: Chandos, Idiot Genes, Bent Shapes, [secret guest]

12/12: The Shills, Shark?, Sneeze, [secret guest]

12/19: Krill, Two Inch Astronaut, [secret guest], Lemuria

Buy tickets now, because they will sell out.