Juan Wauters (Jackson Heights, NY)

Cam Smith of Nice Guys posed questions for Juan Wauters

Cam Smith: If you had a journal called “Poop Thoughts” where you would write your thoughts when you pooped, what would you write in it?

Juan Wauters: I guess I would just write down every time that I go to the bathroom or have sex with someone in there. *laughs* Yeah.

CS: What is the most awkward show experience you’ve ever had?

JW: One time I was attacked by someone with a baseball bat at a show in Philly. The people in the crowd wanted us to keep playing and the guys who were running the place wanted us to stop. So we kept going and someone came through the back with a baseball bat. A whole brawl broke out. Yeah, it was kinda fun actually. A friend of mine went into the audience and nailed the guy with the bat in the head.

CS: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, would you smoke a spliff?

JW: Would I smoke a spliff? Of course I would smoke a spliff.