GYMSHORTS (Providence, RI)

Dylan Ewen posed questions for GYMSHORTS

Dylan Ewen: How do you know that any of this is real and that you’re not dead right now?

Devin Demers: That’t the biggest question of them all. I have no idea if I’m dead. Nobody does. It’s a definite possibility. It doesn’t freak me out because nothing is real. It’s true. I agree with that 100%, there is a definite possibility that I’m dead.

DE:Do you believe in aliens?

DD: I do believe in another species out in the vast universe. The universe is so big that you can’t rule it out. So I do believe that there is something else out there. I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is because I don’t know but I’ve seen my weird things.

DE: What’s your favorite flavor of Arizona drinks? Why? Do you have any comment on the artwork?

DD: I really like the soda lime rickey. It’s one of the few sodas they make. Cherry-lime soda? That’s about as old school as it gets. My brother is named Ricky, and I like him too so it works. The artwork is very lame, it’s not appealing at all. It’s like red and green goo…I don’t eve know what it is. I don’t know if it’s trying to reach out to do but it’s dollar soda. I bought it out of desperation that ended up liking it.