A (New England) Patriot
Boy, do we love a good appropriation of football culture, especially when it comes from as freaky a band as this. Enter the (New England) Patriots to Boston’s already eccentric musical field, tossing out wacky garage punk jams like deflated footballs and scoring big for Brady’s Ugg campaign all the while. For this Halloweenie look, raid your brother’s closet and while you’re at it, your mom’s makeup bag too. There’s no better way to make a mockery of the NFL than emasculation, so let’s get glamorous, y’all. Pair your jersey with shoulder pads and cleats, and don’t forget to accessorize with the cheapest 40 oz. you can find.