[We] will have to go with Martin Van Buren. His name sounds like Eddie Van Halen. It’s no secret that the 8th president of the United States doesn’t get the credit he deserves.
Van Buren avoided foreign wars, condemned slavery, and was successful in leading a fight to reducing central authority. Martin Van Buren was about peace and chillin’ hard. Also did you see his hair cut? It is so sik.
Did you know that Martin Van Buren is 5’6 and a Sagittarius? So sik. Fire signs all the way. He is also the first president to be born in the officially declared United States Of America. He use to chill hard with his homie who helped found the United States aka mister Alexander Hamilton. He ALSO has the same amount of syllables in his name as Eddie Van Halen. So ssik. Did you know Gene Simmons discovered Van Halen?
Cheers to you president number 8. You are a total rad boi.