In a major speech today, Marty “We. Like. To Party. We Like, We Like To Party.” Walsh announced plans to create a “late night task force,” which would aim to spark our city’s nightlife.  Essentially, Marty “I Like To Rock And Roll, And Party Every Day” Walsh plans to extend the painfully early 2AM curfew to 3:30AM, a whole hour-and-a-half later.

The creation of such a task force seems to come from the stark realization that Boston is kind of boring, which is why all of my stupid friends moved to ~the big apple~ after college. As said by Karmaloop founder Greg Selkoe, “If Boston wants to keep up with the rest of the world, it needs to loosen up a bit.”

More details and a variety of quotes from other interesting people are available on The Boston Herald.