HORSE JUMPER OF LOVE

JFK and HJoL are taking a midsummer’s walk. It is HOT outside and we’re both looking so sharp, dressed in suits, getting super hot and sweaty. He would wipe the sweat off our collective brow with his handkerchief. We would have shared some reese’s peanut butter cups, and each one of us would have put one in out back pockets to save for later. We would both forget that we’d put them there, and would stick our hands in the others back pockets as we stroll. Realizing our silly mistake, we would lick the molten peanut butter/chocolate off of each others fingers. HJoL would say tenderly “You got peanut butter in my chocolate,” to which JFK would laugh and reply, “You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” — Jamie Vadala-Doran