Local Music Valentines For Your Lusting Pleasure

By Allston Pudding

Ah, Valentine’s Day– a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, because they’re too busy trying to find someone to have sex with them on Tinder to ease the pain of having no one to buy an expensive gift for. Put thy phones away, lonelies and lovers alike, for Allston Pudding bequeaths to you a series of valentines to print and give to your moms, dads, and lay one at ol’ Fido’s grave because he was a good dog.

Allston Pudding valentines were a combined labor of love from Sami Martasian, Ellie Molitor, Jamie Loftus, and Joe Sansone.

And yes, we are in love with you. Haven’t listened up on a band below? Consider this your internet Jolly Rancher lollipop.

Sneeze by Sami