This goes out to the people who play computer games, perhaps meeting names like blueberrybarfbag777 and tall_doug in the process. It’s for those who wear their long sleeves under their short despite the heat and bulk. It refers to the pickle-eaters, pencil-chewers, science-suckers and all who admit that they’ve never known how to skateboard. It’s for the pool swimmers sporting Speedo brand, floaties and SPF-my-mom-loves-me-too-much. It’s for the “popular” girls in training, video kids, promotional fast-food kings, yogis, microwave chefs, and some athletes. Replace their lacrosse sticks with butterfly nets and they might just count. Maybe it goes out to the chess club but more likely to the checkers club whose president can barely afford the weekly pizza: underdog magic.

My apologies for not making sense. I just watched They Might Be Giants cover “Bills, Bills, Bills.”