Don’t get me wrong, I love a lil’ Ri Ri as much as the next dude, but apparently her show last night at TD Banknorth Garden did not go so hot. The singer, currently on her Diamonds World Tour, must’ve been peeved about something, because she reportedly went on 3 hours late, delivered an uninspired performance, and was entirely unapologetic about it too. I guess when you’re Rihanna you can do shit like this (?), but next time she comes to town, maybe just play her albums to yourself or something and you can get to bed at a reasonable hour.

Idolater reports that the singer DID do all of these things:

1. Lick her teeth provocatively
2. Thrust her pelvis
3. Sing half-heartedly to a backing track

Honestly, that’s probably what most of the crowd was expecting anyway, so no big deal.