IAN (Boston, MA)

Pete (idiot genes) posed questions for Ian Medford of IAN

Pete Bayko: If you are straight, what is the gayest experience you’ve had or if you are gay, what is the straightest experience you’ve had?

Ian Medford: Well, I’m straight. So…I used to be madly in love with Kristen Stewart. I don’t think that is a “gay experience” but I mean…I experienced it by myself. I would desperately stalk her, I don’t even know why it was Kristen Stewart. I think she’s just very tomboyish and that’s how I used to be so I admired it. I guess that’s my answer, I had a big crush on her. This guy was probably expecting the most rad answer, I mean if he had gotten Noah Britton to answer that, he’d have gotten what he was looking for.

PB: Can you tell me the difference between BUFU and FUBU?

IM: FUBU is a 90s soccer shoe or something, isn’t it made by Adidas or something? And BUFU stands for butt-fuck. It’s Ben Katzman’s butt-fuck.

PB: How much cheese is too much cheese? 

IM: Oh my fucking god. No. I love cheese. I put cheese on everything, there’s never enough cheese. I swear, once I was trying to catch mice in my house. I got some traps and was putting cheese out and I was crying. I was so sad that I had to get rid of this cheese! These mice were ruining my life. That is how much I love cheese.

 Stay tuned to Allston Pudding for Pt. 3 of this series.