[We] learned recently that Calvin Coolidge had a morning ritual in which someone rubbed Vaseline on his head while he ate breakfast in bed. So he is our new favorite.

 James plays saxophone so probably Bill Clinton [best embodies us], plus Danny and Sarah are kind of like Bill and Hilary except they love each other.

 [We’d] hope that JFK would have been [a Novel Ideas fan] but probably Van Buren.