Local Music Valentines For Your Lusting Pleasure

Ah, Valentine’s Day– a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, because they’re too busy trying to find someone to have sex with them on Tinder to ease the pain of having no one to buy an expensive gift for. Put thy phones away, lonelies and lovers alike, for Allston Pudding bequeaths to you a series of valentines to print and give to your moms, dads, and lay one at ol’ Fido’s grave because he was a good dog.

Allston Pudding valentines were a combined labor of love from Sami Martasian, Ellie Molitor, Jamie Loftus, and Joe Sansone.

And yes, we are in love with you. Haven’t listened up on a band below? Consider this your internet Jolly Rancher lollipop.

 

Sneeze
Sneeze by Sami

 

Ovlov
Ovlov by Jamie

 

Palehound
Palehound by Sami

 

Speedy Ortiz
Speedy Ortiz by Jamie

 

Missing Twin
Missing Twin by Ellie

 

Nice Guys
Nice Guys by Jamie

 

Mac DeMarco
Mac DeMarco by Sami

 

Little Spoon
Little Spoon by Ellie

 

Krill2

Krill by Jamie

 

Krill
Krill by Sami

 

Idiot Genes
Idiot Genes by Ellie

 

Grumpus
Grumpus by Ellie

 

Grass is Green
Grass is Green by Joe

 

Free Pizza
Free Pizza by Sami

 

Fat Creeps
Fat Creeps by Jamie

 

Abadabad
Abadabad by Ellie

pile

Pile by Joe Sansone

 

 

Happy print-and-snipping, kids!