GHOST BOX ORCHESTRA

My date would be with former President Dwight Eisenhower. We’d go on a really long drive and eat Twizzlers. Because Twizzlers are good food for thought. We’d take turns driving a brand-spanking new Tesla X while riding down the interstate highway. He’d wax poetic about how the road was difficult to create. We’d chomp on our strawberry confectionery morsels while listening to the latest-yet-not-yet-released Ghost Box Orchestra album. I’d tell him we’re making records and he’d be all, “Vinyl is still a thing?” And I’d be all, “Yeah, it takes forever to get them pressed! So worth it. This baby burns!” — Nazli Rex