April Fool’s Day Roundup

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To celebrate April Fool’s Day, we asked some of our favorite local bands to share their most memorable pranks, jokes, funny stories, etc.  However, some bands couldn’t resist using this opportunity to not discuss pranks, but instead talk about the most inspirational artist of our generation.

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On the subject of pranks:  “One time I made a batch of weed brownies at my old job (I was the manager) and left them in the break room. All were gone at the end of the day. 2 out 15 people knew they were high. Everyone else was just acting so strange and kept it to themselves because they had no idea what was going on. I had a lot of fun fucking with people that day / had a lot of extra work to do. Oh yeah and one time I told my mom I got my girlfriend pregnant when I was 16. She called her and ripped her a new asshole. Both had no idea what was going on…she broke up with me the next day. Last year I put razor blades in apples and handed them out to …. oh wait that was Halloween.”

On the subject of Scott Stapp: “Scott Stapp… Fuck that guy, I would like to take him higher and drop him straight to the fucking ground head first. However he is amazing live. Please watch this video for reference: