New Year, New Hunxxx! This time we’re doing something different by getting even more up close and personal.
The members of AMNLS (Aminals) met each other back in 2005/2006, when they were all playing in different bands. Five single releases later, they are finally coming out with a full album due this summer. Until then, you can catch them during their “mini tour” from February 28th to March 3rd around the New England and NY/NJ area.
Ilya also plays with the band Summer of Aden, and they have a show February 9th at the Middle East. Their new album should be out by the end of spring.
Results:
- Ilya is super hot.
- Dark hair and blue eyes=a beautiful combination.
- He speaks Russian, so that’s rull sexy.
- The fact that he reads bedtime stories to his little sister is the cutest. He’s obviously going to be a future DILF.
- Ilya has an adorable Boston Terrier you could play with all the time.
- He wore those Tripp pants from Hot Topic back in the day, but it doesn’t matter because now he looks like a Levi’s ad.
- Though you’d never know it from that rockin’ bod he’s got, but Ilya used to be pretty husky. So he won’t judge if you need to lose a few!
- Unfortunately, if you have a penis you’re probably not a good match…or if you like to fart. :/
So what do YOU think of this hot topic??? Are you ready for some crime & punishment?!? Would ya like to take a gander at this chief’s totem pole?!?! Do ya wanna squeeze his cute caboose?!?! Would your Thai food date have a Happy Ending?!!
This is garbage.
You are correct, sir. Might I say, you seem quite knowledgeable.
Really… garbage. I don’t think so. I am a big fan of humpday hunxx and many of the articles are funny and personal, you really get to like the artist. You call yourself knowledgeable. You don’t know nothin. That goes for fact checker too.
I’m impressed that you managed to put down your box of eclairs long enough to defend this drivel. I hope you didn’t get a lot of frosting on your keyboard. It’s clear to me that you have no idea what you are talking about when you get to like an artist because of their views on female flatulence rather than their music. This is pre-teen fangirl bullshit. Are you a pre-teen or just retarded? Either way: you’re fat, fatty.
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