Vundabar

Way To Deal with Heartache / Break Up: 
At the Vundabar camp we like to deal with heartbreak the healthy way. First we begin with a vigorous workout session supplemented by a diet of nothing but whey protein. Next we plan a trip to the sweat lodge where we consult our spiritual guide, “Squatting Bear”. Once Squatting Bear has brought us mental and spiritual clarity we treat ourselves to a tub of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream because we’ve been good and we deserve it. Finally we each release a dove, symbolic of our new found freedom and confidence. Repeat as needed.

Advice for People Who are Heartbroken:
Invest in a hermit crab. They’re equally if not more fulfilling than a romantic partner and they can work wonder with their pinchers.

Favorite Love Related Song:
Girl From Ipanema. Lovely song, very sexy feel as well as a little nostalgic and melancholy, which makes for a nice love song.

Girl From Ipanema